candiikismet:

automaticfave:

you know I had to

Bye

deepnest:

deepnest:

TRIPLE SIX FIVE FORKED TONGUE SUBATOMIC PENETRATION RAPID FIRE THROUGH YOUR SKULL HOW I SHOT IT ON ONE TAKING IT BACK TO THE DAYS OF TRYING TO LOSE CONTROL SWERVING IN A BLAZE OF FIRE RAGING THROUGH MY BONES OH SHIT I’M FEELIN IT TAKYOOON HELL YEAH FUCK YEAH I FEEL LIKE KILLIN IT TAKYOOON

badicarus:

badicarus:

people really came for hozier for his four year hiatus as if they have clocks in the woods

me, rattling spoons in the wilderness: hozier come on it’s been four years

hozier, materializing from a tree: it what

aplpaca:

kinda funny when english teachers say stuff like “i can tell if you didnt read the book” or “i can tell when people bs their paper”

no you cant.  you can tell when people are bad at bs-ing their paper.  i didnt even read the sparknotes and i barely skimmed the wikipedia and you gave me an A.  you kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies

oreoprince:

this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry